
Jason has got me doing a low-carb diet with him. Have any of ya'll done this? I have been living off of eggs, bacon, salt & vinegar pork skins, and cheddar wursts for about a week now. Never mind if bacon has 1500 calories and 900 fat grams per serving...it has zero carbs! So I could eat it all day long and be o.k.??!! Sounds a little crazy to me, but it does seem to be working. Jason has done this diet off and on, and I always GAIN weight while he's on it, because, being the good little wife and all that I am, I find all these fabulous recipes with heavy cream (because, by george, you can drink that stuff by the gallons...zero carbs!) and butter and cheese...stuff you can't resist...but all that PLUS the 20,000 carbs I've consumed throughout the day...well...it's not pretty. So, I bailed and promised I'd do it with him this time (the diet, that is). I decided to try a recipe Jason's Mom gave me tonight for something called "Cow Potty" (forgive me, I know it sounds "udderly"...pardon the pun please, just couldn't resist...disgusting, I am sure there is a better name or spelling for it) which has cabbage in it. The only time I have attempted to cook cabbage is when I attempted to do the "7 Day Cabbage Soup Diet"...I'll try anything to lose a pound or two :) Anywho..."Cow Potty" is pretty good...Jason said to save the leftovers, so I know he liked it (or is just desperate). Oh, and you won't find cabbage as cute as mine in your produce section...I have a husband who has quite a sense of humor and loves him a sharpy marker.

I am now addicted to "Reddi-Wip." Less than 1 carb per seving translates to zero carbs in my little sweets-loving mind. I am one of those who doesn't count half points while doing Weight Watches, so why count half carbs while doing low carb? I've been through a can and a half of this stuff in 2 days, thankyouverymuch.

Macy has had some birthday money that has been burning a hole in her pocket. She's a better girl than me for sure...it has been burning a hole for a whole month now...mine would have been spent in 7 seconds flat. Macy hardly ever asks for anything . You can give her a quarter to put in one of those little machines at the grocery store that give you a plastic gold ring, and you would think she had won a million dollars. There is a Barbie doll that she has been talking a lot about, so I took her to Wal-Mart where she bought 2 Barbie dolls for herself, a Barbie doll for Lucy (Macy is the most thoughtful child), and a blow-up pool.


They were begging to "swim" tonight, so we headed outside, got the pool all blown up, and filled up with the iciest water I have ever felt...but it didn't bother them a bit!

It even has a little sprinkler on it...I might just be sitting in there with them if it keeps being as hot and humid as it has been this week!

Our blowup pool goes perfectly with this thing that is sitting in our driveway. Do you know what it is?? My friends, you are looking at the top for a 1970-something model of a FJ-40 Landcruiser. And would you know that people (men) have come to a screeching halt right in front of our house, thrown it in reverse, and shot down a driveway just because they "had to get a look at that thing. Man, if I had one of those..." I am so serious. Some of our city friends laugh at this. Let me tell you, I could have made a fortune off this thing. We have people leaving sticky notes on our door begging us to sell it. It is a little embarrassing when we meet people and as I am explaining to them where we live, they are like "Oh yeah...the house with the FJ-40 Landcruiser top in the driveway...I know exactly where that is." Oh the horrors...

Oh, and as if the Landcruiser top and the blow-up pool aren't enough...there's a little "Beverly Hillbillies" trailor in the yard, too. Flat tire and all. We are SO redneck. But I am SO cool with that.

Because where we live (out where yard ornaments are not only accepted, they are expected), I see this every evening. EVERY evening. And I love it.